Here is a random list of things I do not like

  • Spring (i.e., evil pollen)
  • Game invites on Facebook (Seriously who in the hell plays those games?)
  • Soda (I can think of better ways to slowly kill myself)
  • Talking about sports (Love the food at football parties though)
  • When someone calls me “brother” when, in fact, I’m not their brother
  • Political yard signs all over the damn place
  • Staying up past 10pm (Ok, more like 9pm)
  • Reply All emails (STOP doing this!)
  • Most things labeled as “Christian” (music, art, etc…)
  • The phrase, “Doing life together” (Really any Christianese phrases bug the shit out of me)
  • People saying I don’t need to watch what I eat or exercise because I’m already fit…(How do people think you get fit in the first place?)